Friday, August 10, 2012

It's Shrinking

It's Friday, which means a picture is only worth 100 words. Here is the picture, and here are my 100 words.

“ I don’t know what it is about him. He treats me like shit, talks down to me, verbally and emotionally abuses me, and I still run to him. I mean, the sex is amazing, but can it possibly be so good that I can forgive all the other shit?” She laughed. “He does have the most amazing cock. It’s thick and points at the perfect angle to hit me in just the right spot. It fills my pussy so fucking perfectly…”

“Um, Ma’am?” He looked around, a little embarrassed. “This is Ikea, I’m just a salesmen, not a shrink.”
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  1. Ha, ha, that's funny. I reread the flash after knowing the ending. Poor thing just needed someone to talk to.