Wednesday, March 23, 2011

The coming apocalypse

I've been reading about it. I've written about it. I've talked about it much to the consternation of my friends. And finally it looks like it's here. Seriously. The Apocalypse is coming. The end is near. Earthquakes, tsunamis, nuclear meltdowns, wars, famines, snow in late March. Cats living with dogs. It's coming people. Lock up your wives, lock up your kids, llock up your husbands, they be raping everybody up here.

So what do we do? Pray? Yeah, thats worked so fucking well in the past. Prepair? how do you prepair for an earthquake? What boat can handle a Tsunami? Where do we go when the Nuclear power plants erupt?

I'm hiding out in my basement, shotgun ready, axe sharpened, can food and bottled water collecting dust as I write this. I don't know when or how it's coming, but it's coming. My bet is still placed on Zombies, but I'm really worried about the nuclear winter, somethig more akin to Mcarthy's book "The Road" then a Brian Keene novel. 

I don't see this as a bad thing though. It's kind of a social Darwinism if you think about it. Most of the population is too stupid to survive, so we can loose a lot of the idiots in one foul swoop. Also, since there will be total chaos, only the strong and better prepaired of us will survive, so thats pretty cool too.

Maybe I am just paranoid. I do spend all day sitting alone in my office writing. A lot of what I write about is dark, so maybe this bends reality for me. Maybe it strightens it out though. My first book, which is up on amazon right now is an erotic horror novel about werewolves. I don't think werewolves will have anything to do with the Apocalypse. I am currently writing another novel about Vampires, and I am fairly certain Vampires will have absolutly nothing to do with the Apocalypse. After all, we are their food source, so what happens when we die off? Ooohh, that sounds like another novel idea. Hahahaha.

I've written about witches and monsters and zombies and Satan worshipers, all in books that will be availble soon. I've read about everything from creepy kids to murdering husbands to Zombies and killer worms. None of that scared me as much as the shit that is happening now, for real. It's all played out on the news, on twitter, on facebook, anywhere two people can communicate.

So what do we do? How the fuck should I know? I just write psuedo porn and horror, why would you even consider turning to me for advice? You should know better. I'm ashamed at you.

But, since the world is ending you should hurry up and buy my book on kindle.

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